Following the expiration of several affordable health care provisions, Florida lawmakers announced Monday a new stopgap solution encouraging residents to donate “whatever loose pills they have lying around” to help fellow Floridians bridge the gap.

The initiative, described by officials as “community-driven” and “flexible,” asks residents to collect unused medications from drawers, glove compartments, purses, and kitchen counters and drop them off at designated donation bins labeled PILLS (MIXED).

“We know people have pills,” said one state spokesperson. “We’re just asking them to share.”

According to guidance released by the state, acceptable donations include prescription medications, unmarked tablets, pills removed from original bottles “years ago,” and “anything you don’t remember being prescribed but feel weird throwing away.”

At several donation sites, residents were seen sifting through clear plastic baggies filled with assorted pills, quietly hoping to recognize something familiar.

“I need insulin or blood pressure meds,” said Clearwater resident Denise Marshall, holding a sandwich bag containing several unidentified tablets. “This one might be it. Or it might make my hands tingle. Hard to say.”

Others said they were approaching the program with cautious optimism.

“I don’t know what these are,” said a Tampa man, shaking a bag labeled Probably Important. “But statistically, one of them has to help.”

Some residents admitted the randomness was part of the appeal.

“I kind of like the mystery,” said one St. Pete resident. “Maybe today I’ll feel normal. Maybe I’ll feel alert. Maybe I’ll feel like I shouldn’t drive. That’s health care now.”

Lawmakers stressed the program was not intended to replace traditional medical care, but rather to “fill the gaps creatively.”

“This is about resilience,” said another official. “Floridians are resourceful. We trust them to figure it out.”

Pharmacists and medical professionals declined to comment, though several were reportedly seen rubbing their temples.

At press time, state officials reminded residents that donated pills should be “loosely sorted if possible,” and that anyone experiencing side effects should “consider that part of the adjustment period.”

The program is scheduled to run until further notice, or until lawmakers “circle back to health care,” whichever comes first.

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