In a bold architectural leap that some are calling “gravity-optional,” local developer BlockCraft Urban announced its inaugural real-world project: Jenga, a shipping container-based tiny home tower set to rise—if precariously—on the edge of the Edge District.

The project, described as “affordable-ish” and “structurally adventurous,” will stack dozens of repurposed shipping containers in an arrangement that, according to renderings, strongly resembles an ongoing game of Jenga in its final, wobbling moments.

“This is the culmination of my years as a Level 72 Master Builder in Minecraft, and I’m finally ready to bring that vision into the real world,” said BlockCraft Urban founder and self-proclaimed Redstone Engineer Brody “BrickKing” Masters, who has logged over 14,000 hours constructing virtual castles and pixelated sky bridges.

Masters assured the public that no formal architectural training was required for the project. “I built a fully functional replica of downtown St. Pete on my Minecraft server,” he said. “This is just the same thing, but with, you know, gravity.”

City officials, while initially hesitant, ultimately approved the project after learning that most of the interior logistics, including structural stability, were mapped out using Minecraft physics. “It’s groundbreaking—literally if they stack it wrong,” said Planning Department spokesperson Pete Pierson.

The Jenga tower will feature over 50 tiny homes, each carefully wedged into the asymmetrical structure. According to Masters, traditional elevators were deemed too mainstream. Instead, residents will access their units using ladders or, for premium-priced upper units, elytra wings—a nod to the popular Minecraft gliding mechanic.

BlockCraft Urban plans to offer elytra wings as a limited-edition amenity, but residents must “collect” them by completing community scavenger hunts and parkour challenges designed to foster neighborly competition. “It’s about creating vertical community engagement,” Masters explained. “Plus, it’s way cheaper than installing an elevator.”

The community will also feature communal crafting stations, pixel-art murals, and a rooftop garden accessible only by a spiral ladder built from salvaged bike frames.

Some concerns have emerged regarding wind resistance and hurricane season. Masters dismissed them confidently: “In Minecraft, the wind doesn’t even exist and my towers stand forever. We’re pretty sure it’ll translate.”

Local reaction has been mixed. Longtime resident Marcia D. expressed cautious optimism. “It’s weird, but so is St. Pete,” she said. “At least it’s not another glass box.”

Pre-leasing begins next month, with initial prices starting at $1,200 per month for a first-floor container and climbing to $2,800 for the upper ‘penthouse’ containers—though those residents will be required to scale at least eight ladders to reach their homes.

City officials confirmed that all safety permits were issued “pending a slight review” and recommended residents consider purchasing personal helmets.

When asked whether the precarious design could lead to a real-life Jenga collapse, Masters smiled. “That’s part of the thrill,” he said. “Just like in the game, if it falls, you rebuild.”

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