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Summer Potholes Turn St. Pete Streets Into Fun Little Jacuzzis

ST. PETERSBURG, FL — Following another round of heavy winter rain, St. Petersburg officials confirmed that several potholes across the city have once again evolved into “temporary aquatic features,” offering residents brief but memorable jacuzzi-like experiences in the middle of the street.

The transformation occurs when rainwater collects in freshly formed potholes, creating bubbling, tire-agitated pools that spray warm water upward as cars pass through, lightly misting pedestrians, cyclists, and nearby parked vehicles.

“It’s honestly kind of relaxing,” said one resident, who paused to watch traffic churn a pothole into a foamy swirl near Central Avenue. “If you ignore the sound of suspension damage, it’s like a spa.”

City crews stressed that the potholes are not officially designated recreational features, though they acknowledged the city’s infrastructure is “doing its best with what it has.”

“These are not jacuzzis,” said a city spokesperson. “They are road imperfections temporarily holding water.”

Residents, however, appear unconvinced.

Several locals reported deliberately driving through the same potholes multiple times, describing the sensation as “therapeutic,” “refreshing,” and “better than the beach right now.”

One cyclist said he now plans his commute to include “the good one,” a particularly active pothole known for producing an aggressive but consistent splash.

“It’s nice,” he said. “And it hits you right in the calves.”

Nearby businesses have begun informally acknowledging the features, with one coffee shop placing a chalkboard sign reading WATCH FOR SPLASH ZONE near a particularly enthusiastic pothole.

City officials assured residents that repairs are planned, noting that crews are monitoring conditions and prioritizing the worst spots.

“Winter weather is challenging,” said the spokesperson. “The rain, the traffic — it all contributes.”

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